*Warning: This is a humorous piece to be taken lightly*
Now while we’re waiting on the official Affiliate Dot Com launch,
I’ve decided to warn you about a wave of Affiliate Dot Com affiliate
predators who will try to charm you with their “no good bonuses”.
And, I’ve taken it upon myself to educate you, “the little not so bright people”,
with my greater intelligence. Hey, I know it’s not your fault, don’t feel so bad, ok? ; )
(If you’re turning red, re-read the very first sentence of this post, ok..? lol )
Because I am so well intentioned toward you, here are…
Some Affiliate Dot Com Bonuses that will DEFINITELY not
be part of my Bonus package:
No, sorry.
While i know that the great potential income resulting from applying
the Affiliate Dot Com program, has the possibility of making you “too comfortable”
and fat..
NO – Richard Simmons dvds will not be included as a bonus.
Sorry.
…not that you’d loose any weight with it anyway…
This will not be included either, as you won’t need to
drown your “10 visitors a day/ 1 conversion a week” sorry self
anymore.
Traffic, buzz and repeated sales shall become more consistent and familiar.
And now you will be able to afford the drink of your choice.
…and this time, to celebrate, for a change!